I got this email from the war zone....
The Smurfor The Smurfor.
We knew we were in trouble when jokey came back into the village. "where were your presents Jokey?" Smurfette asked him. He just laughed. We went and searched him and found a plane ticket to Israel.
"Oh my god Jokey What did you do." He still was laughing. Brainy brought poppa smurf out in his wheel chair to tell us the truth. "Listen little smurfs, It is time you learn the history of our village. Long ago when i was just a little smurf we had villages smurphed up and down the coast of Palestine to the river Jordan. Then the Zionists came and smurfed us all from our homes."
"we're Palestinians Papa Smurf?" Brainy asked very confused by all this. "It's true Brainy" Papa continued.
"We moved here to this refugee camp long ago." Vanity Smurf raised his hand "But Papa smurf we have a mill, and a bakery.. isn't this more of a village." Papa smurf yelled back "it's a camp" and continued with his story.
"But the Zionists had sent an agent here to wipe us out by the name of Gargamel. But we know that isn't his real name. Like the zionists he hides his name. His real name is mel G. Kohen and he is a mossad war criminal."
Smurfette raised her hand "So gargamel is jewish?" Papa smurf laughed " yes of course why do you think he is trying to turn us all into Gold."
The smurfs all noded their head.
"We have decided now to strike against the zionist oppressors. To that End I sent Jokey into a crowded Day care center."
Smurfette gasped
"Day Care Center Papa Smurf?" Brainy said, even he was incredulous.
"Of course we must stop the zionists from smurfing so we can take our homeland back."
The Bombs came without warning. They smurfed with missles at Jokey Smurf first. Papa smurf got out of his wheel chair and smurfed. He had a remote control and smurfed up most of the buildings himself. He had Brainy call CNN to film the damage the zionists smurfed to our village. But two missles smurfed up Papa smurf. He totally smurfed into thin air
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