God Bless the Internet.....

Cause without the Internet I wouldn't know a Vampyre (Sanguinary) is running for Governor of Minnesota. Or that this Vampyre ran for President in 2004, and plans to do so again in 2008

please read both of those link's so you can be amused as I am.

here is a good teaser quote

My name is Jonathon “The
Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark
Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.

I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He
is my mortal enemy.

Folks it gets more entertaining then this